Shitpost best nuts of your life

[Pew Pew You're Dead 39]

one time i was at my granddad and he told me this story of how he was in the RAF and was stationed in Korea during the war. He recounted a tale of how he'd been on a bombing run, burning the fucking gooks back to chinatown, but he'd missed his wife so much that he couldn't concentrate on his job, and became more and more unable to continue the fight. After he'd been relocated to a home air base the first thing he did was buy a new car (they didn't have a car before this) and go and visit her. I was really bored when he told me this story so I excused myself and went home

then i fapped and it was like the best nut ever

hbu

[goose 0]

I was cramped into the Nissan taking my drivers test when the instructor, staring straight ahead at the Subway store in front of us, said "thats a nice ballsack ya got there". Then he unbuckled me and pulled down my pants with his tongue and I started rubbing my dick with my feet. Then I saw a dude just devouring his giant fallic shaped foot long and i got it hard. then I got adventourous and put "gay dad takes salami in the butt" porn in the little movie player in the back seat. Then the instructor and me started making cave man sounds, which resulted in the police asking us o put clothes on and leave the premises. Then I went home and fapped to some cold ham in my fridge. I am now carrying that instructors baby.

[Pew Pew You're Dead 39]

one time i ate some peanuts and they tasted good