Shitpost My requirements for a gf

[Paul Scharah 100]

My requirements for a gf:
-supermodel
-pool shark
-PhD in Pharmacology
-2000 hours on Warband
-has "New World Order" achievement on hoi4
-doesn't speak to other men
-platinum rank in Yu Gi Oh Master Duel
-FIDE GM (WGM is no good)
-must be able to recite the rules of Snooker, 8-ball, 9-ball, English Billiards, Cowboy pool, Tenball (if confused with 10-ball, I will never consider their gf application), Свободная пирамида (in Russian), Straight Pool, One Pocket, and Three-cushion Billiards by heart, if asked at any time.
-must be able to write down the chemical formulas of Nystatin, Ajmaline, Tetracycline (and its epimer at position 4), Benzonatate and (1S,2R,18R,19R,22S,25R,28R,40S)- 48- {[(2S,3R,4S,5S,6R)- 3- {[(2S,4S,5S,6S)- 4- amino- 5- hydroxy- 4,6- dimethyloxan- 2- yl]oxy}- 4,5- dihydroxy- 6- (hydroxymethyl)oxan- 2- yl]oxy}- 22- (carbamoylmethyl)- 5,15- dichloro- 2,18,32,35,37- pentahydroxy- 19- [(2R)- 4- methyl- 2- (methylamino)pentanamido]- 20,23,26,42,44- pentaoxo- 7,13- dioxa- 21,24,27,41,43- pentaazaoctacyclo[26.14.2.23,6.214,17.18,12.129,33.010,25.034,39]pentaconta- 3,5,8(48),9,11,14,16,29(45),30,32,34,36,38,46,49- pentadecaene- 40- carboxylic acid.
-мust be able to write down the chemical formulas of all the proteinogenic amino acids, presented as zwitterions, and be able to provide an example Ninhydrin Reaction.
-must be able to present a schematic for the synthesis of Teicoplanin, starting from the reaction Al4C3 + H2O and using inorganic reagents.
-must be able to write down the chemical formulas of pyrrolidine, pyrroline, pyrrole, pyrazolidine, piperidine, pyridine, piperazine, pyridazine, pyrimidine and pyrazine; must be able to then name them, in accordance with the Hantzsch–Widman nomenclature of heterocyclic compounds.
-must be able to present the chemical formulas of the D-aldohexoses, in the order of "all altruists gladly make gum in gallon tanks", as Fischer projections and then present their cyclic forms as Haworth projections.
-must submit a 5000-word essay on "the difference between Metamizole and Methimazole"
-gregarious personality
-must submit a 10000-word essay on "the virtues of potato consumption for the prevention of sulfonamide-induced crystalluria"
-must know at least one example for each of the following classes of alkaloids and be able to provide a chemical formula for them, as well as the name for the part of the plant, from which the compounds are isolated, the name of the plant itself and the name of the plant family it belongs to (all 3 in Latin, obviously): tropane, quinolizidine, quinoline, isoquinoline, indole, imidazole and purine.
-must appreciate the difference between ointment, cream, lotion and gel and be able to tell them apart, at a glance.
-must submit a 20000-word essay on "the use of Aspirin in radiation-induced diarrhoea".

This list is very much a work in progress but I just wanted to quickly tack on a few things I immediately think to look for in a potential partner for myself. Feel free to share yours down below!

 

[Rivers 16]

Jurek's mum should fit your current work in progress list

[Pew Pew You're Dead 39]

my requirements for a gf:

Processor    11th Gen Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-11800H @ 2.30GHz   2.30 GHz
Installed RAM    16.0 GB (15.8 GB usable)
System type    64-bit operating system, x64-based processor
Windows 11 Home

NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3070 GPU

[Emil 51]

my requirement for a gf:

 

[Pew Pew You're Dead 39]

14 hours ago, Emil said:

my requirement for a gf:

 

he is like 70