DrStein 2 Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 >Be me >Be playing Dwarf Fortress >Order my dwarves to chop down all the trees in front of my entrance >Nobody is doing it >Look through all the jobs of my dwarves >One is digging out the shit i told him to do, two are fishing and the rest are just standing next to the wagon >See what they can do >All of the idle fags are good at poetry and some other shit that's useless to me now >MFW i accidentally fucked my fort by making half the shitheads poets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrStein 2 Posted March 3, 2018 Author Share Posted March 3, 2018 Spent about an hour making the world, selecting the spot for the fort and fucking about with the fort name as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pew Pew You're Dead 39 Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 i have no idea what ur talking about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chinese_Propaganda 46 Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 what is dwarf fortress? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrStein 2 Posted March 3, 2018 Author Share Posted March 3, 2018 Basically, you take a group of seven dwarves and order them to try to build a fort, you have not got direct control over them and they act on their own most of the time. You need to produce food, clothes alcohol for them or else they will get angry, go insane or die. Your fort may be attacked/visited by goblins, elves, humans, necromancers and other things. The Fun of the game is loosing horribly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chinese_Propaganda 46 Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 2 hours ago, DrStein said: Basically, you take a group of seven dwarves and order them to try to build a fort, you have not got direct control over them and they act on their own most of the time. You need to produce food, clothes alcohol for them or else they will get angry, go insane or die. Your fort may be attacked/visited by goblins, elves, humans, necromancers and other things. The Fun of the game is loosing horribly. Where do you get it from Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrStein 2 Posted March 3, 2018 Author Share Posted March 3, 2018 Just now, Chinese_Propaganda said: Where do you get it from http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/ I am warning you however, it is not very graphically impresive and complex as shit, but it's Fun once you learn it. Also linking to the wiki incase you wish to know more about it. http://dwarffortresswiki.org/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JewishFairy 5 Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 what the fuck is this shitty game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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