Prophet of Scandyism 0 Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 I would like to announce the foundation of the Holy Church of Scandyism. We follow the words, will and guidance of our Lord and Saviour, Scandypandy. We shall follow in his footsteps and attempt to interpret his mighty, divine and mysterious will into doctrines which can be applied to everyday life. The Church of Scandyism interprets the divine will of Scandy into a set of beliefs which are listed below: 1. No Regiment or Regiments may ever dictate or oppress the common men and women of the realm; they are there to serve and protect us, not rule us. 2. NRP shall never falter nor fall in our hearts, even in the most dire of days its people will continue to worship and revere this most precious realm. 3. The freedom of speech and liberation which comes with it is protected by the very hand of Scandy himself-attempts to censor or limit it are to deny Scandy in his divine might himself. 4. The NRP Staff, in their service to Scandy and enabling of Scandyism, must never step out of line or oppress the common folk. Without us they are undone, and without them we are undone. 5. NRP's messages and ideals must be spread far and wide, to welcome more lambs into our flock; the protection of Scandy is infinite. 6. There is no salvation outside of Scandyism. The holy church of scadyism has at its heart a set of rules which cannot and must not be breached, lest you invoke the wrath of our inquisitors. The Holy and Eternal Commandments of Scandyism 1. There is no god before Scandy 2. The will of Scandy cannot be doubted, except in situations where it can be. His will is mysterious in nature, but not questionable (except when it is questioned) 3. All those who oppose our lord's divine rule over these realms must be brought to heel with immediate affect 4. All heretics or heathens must be eradicated or converted to Scandyism 5. Scandyism must be preached far and wide I invite you all to join me in a short prayer. "Praise be to Scandy, may Scandyism prevail. The lord protects, the lord serves. Speak freely as it is your right, resist those who challenge NRP's might. We shall not fall into temptation, nor shall temptation become that which we preach. A free realm of Scandyism, liberated and eternal. Praise be to Scandy, Scandyism prevail." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac 45 Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 33 minutes ago, Prophet of Scanydism said: I would like to announce the foundation of the Holy Church of Scandyism. We follow the words, will and guidance of our Lord and Saviour, Scandypandy. We shall follow in his footsteps and attempt to interpret his mighty, divine and mysterious will into doctrines which can be applied to everyday life. The Church of Scandyism interprets the divine will of Scandy into a set of beliefs which are listed below: 1. No Regiment or Regiments may ever dictate or oppress the common men and women of the realm; they are there to serve and protect us, not rule us. 2. NRP shall never falter nor fall in our hearts, even in the most dire of days its people will continue to worship and revere this most precious realm. 3. The freedom of speech and liberation which comes with it is protected by the very hand of Scandy himself-attempts to censor or limit it are to deny Scandy in his divine might himself. 4. The NRP Staff, in their service to Scandy and enabling of Scandyism, must never step out of line or oppress the common folk. Without us they are undone, and without them we are undone. 5. NRP's messages and ideals must be spread far and wide, to welcome more lambs into our flock; the protection of Scandy is infinite. 6. There is no salvation outside of Scandyism. The holy church of scadyism has at its heart a set of rules which cannot and must not be breached, lest you invoke the wrath of our inquisitors. The Holy and Eternal Commandments of Scandyism 1. There is no god before Scandy 2. The will of Scandy cannot be doubted, except in situations where it can be. His will is mysterious in nature, but not questionable (except when it is questioned) 3. All those who oppose our lord's divine rule over these realms must be brought to heel with immediate affect 4. All heretics or heathens must be eradicated or converted to Scandyism 5. Scandyism must be preached far and wide I invite you all to join me in a short prayer. "Praise be to Scandy, may Scandyism prevail. The lord protects, the lord serves. Speak freely as it is your right, resist those who challenge NRP's might. We shall not fall into temptation, nor shall temptation become that which we preach. A free realm of Scandyism, liberated and eternal. Praise be to Scandy, Scandyism prevail." how much cancer can we get in this ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrStein 2 Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 TO ANY HERETICS WHO DONT RESPECT OUR LORD SCANDY, DEATH TO THOSE WHO OPPOSE SCANDY'S WILL AND LAW, MAY THINE FLESH BE EATEN BY WORMS AND MAY THINE WIFE BE TAKEN FROM THEE WITH GREAT VIOLENCE AND HAVE HER BE VIOLATED, MAY YOUR OXEN BE STRUCK DOWN AND YOUR HOUSE BURNT TO THE GROUND! PREPARE TO DIE YE BEAST WHO DARES CALL HIMSELF MAN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac 45 Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 9 minutes ago, DrStein said: TO ANY HERETICS WHO DONT RESPECT OUR LORD SCANDY, DEATH TO THOSE WHO OPPOSE SCANDY'S WILL AND LAW, MAY THINE FLESH BE EATEN BY WORMS AND MAY THINE WIFE BE TAKEN FROM THEE WITH GREAT VIOLENCE AND HAVE HER BE VIOLATED, MAY YOUR OXEN BE STRUCK DOWN AND YOUR HOUSE BURNT TO THE GROUND! PREPARE TO DIE YE BEAST WHO DARES CALL HIMSELF MAN! We stone fake / made up religions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gay_ningaja 29 Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pesunt 0 Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 I SHALL BATHE IN HERETIC BLOOD AND USE THEIR BONES AS DRUMSTICKS DEATH TO THE INFIDELS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose 0 Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Join Potatoism Deus Scandy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet of Scandyism 0 Posted March 7, 2018 Author Share Posted March 7, 2018 It pleases me to see such a large following for our church. I believe it is vital that we gain as many followers as possible. I am but a mere prophet, and shall not take such a burden upon myself. A faith which was once whispered in the alleys and shadows is now bursting forth to show the hordes of unenlightened people the light of Scandyism. Where can Scandyism best prosper? Consolidated groups, gatherings, every aspect of the NRP Realm must have a dedicated bastion of Scandyism. Every other realm must hear of our cause. At present, heathens and regimentalists dominate the NW World-I believe a crusade for Scandyism is in order. Bring them under our wing, ensure all know the true light of Scandyism. Praise be to Scandyism, Scandyism prevail. As we have already established a foothold here on the forums, I believe the discord should be our next target. Establishing rampant Scandyism there will help to carry our message far and wide. All images and media depicting Scandyism triumphing and prospering, as well as general iconoclasm is absolutely welcome under Scandyism. With enough support I believe we can turn this newly established church into the official faith of NRP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet of Scandyism 0 Posted March 7, 2018 Author Share Posted March 7, 2018 It is with great pride and joy that I announce the first most holy anointment of a Saint of Scandyism. @Neew has declared himself for Scandyism, as a proud member of the Community Staff. Within the inner circle of the otherwordly realm known as the NRP Staff, he has a special connection with our lord. Neew is henceforth Saint Neew the Proud, first Saint of Scandyism. Revere him, for he is our strength. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pew Pew You're Dead 39 Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 i made a church of pewism 4 years ago smdh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scandypandy 78 Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 I'm going to permit the existence of this but don't go spamming it or clogging up every conversation with links to this thread or whatever the fuck Also no being nasty we're all friends here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chinese_Propaganda 46 Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Well this is what it has come to, you try to convert Gio Squad to this so-called "Scandyism" but what you don't know is that out of the ashes "Gioism" was founded. Gioism for the win PM me to join Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaterPolo 89 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Please killself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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