Dimitry 49 Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 Welcome to Jailbreak's Meme Museum Dedicated to the display of 3 years worth of memes and fun moments in the server. Navigate the museum at your own pleasure and maybe contribute by including a few of your own memes down below-the best ones will be included in the OP! Current Museum Curator; Dimitry Special thanks to Kinree who collected, organised and uploaded memes spread around the site. Classic Memes Spoiler Bjorn Spoiler Charlemagne (Minimalism advocate) Spoiler Dimitry Spoiler Dodobird Spoiler Earballs Spoiler @EmielRegis Spoiler @GoatLand Spoiler @DukeOfWellington Spoiler (last quote used by multiple admin apps) @Humble_Beggar Spoiler @Lady_named_James Spoiler @Kinree Spoiler @KL4R1NO the Indefatigable Spoiler Louxsnow Spoiler Willy Spoiler @Peaceful Spoiler @Polska_Cebula Spoiler @Sarissa (Latent homosexual) Spoiler Scandypandy Spoiler @Scrooblord Spoiler Tachiko (meme god) Spoiler @TrumpSuicideWatch Spoiler Others Spoiler Scandy's backup meme folder (includes duplicates- see the above spoiler for the organized version Spoiler Videos Spoiler @Dimitry Spoiler @Lady_named_James Spoiler memouse (9gag premium member) Spoiler @Muh_Dick Spoiler Pewpew Spoiler Scrooblord Spoiler Tachiko Spoiler Tom Spoiler TrumpSuicideWatch Spoiler Vlad Spoiler Hello Spoiler Mandalf Spoiler Text-memes Spoiler Willy Spoiler Thought I might as well share it here, I wrote a cover-song about the recent demotions. I call it "The sound of demotions" Here it is: Hello RA, my old friend I've come to talk with you again Because a spaniard softly demoting Left his seed in my ass while I was sleeping And the demotion, that was planted in my ass Still remains.. Within the sound, of demotions. In island (day) i walked alone Narrow streets of cobblestone 'Neath the halo of a once great server I turned my collar to the observer When my ass was stabbed by the flash of a spaniard light That split the night And touched the sound, of demotions. And in the naked light I saw Ten thousand demotions maybe more Admins getting demoted without meaning Admins moaning without seeing Admins writing songs but no one ever cared And no one dared Disturb the sound, of demotions. Peaceful Spoiler *Bjorn appears* Hello Scrooblord. We have audited your recent activities. Your involvement with a group calling themselves NAPOLEONIC ROLE PLAY has been uncovered. Several members of this group have been banned in Jailbreak. At least one NRP member has confessed to receiving your help. This represents autism of the highest order. Goodbye Scrooblord. The purge is scheduled for tonight. Your roleplay's safety is unknown. NRP has been crushed. The balance of autism is restored. Glory to Jailbreak. Scandypandy Spoiler A confession Spoiler For a time as NRP SA I used to work nightshifts as security for an independent clinic in Belfast. I had a really shitty work laptop and during quiet hours I'd admin NRP. I often adminned alone with 200+ people and lagged so hard that I couldn't even see what was happening so I'd just type at random intervals in admin chat "any more tk and it's a permanent ban" or "get back in line France" etc Never got any complaints :^) Pew copypasta Spoiler It's 7am. Pew wakes up, comfortable in bed on a quiet Saturday. The rain gently lashes against his window. Knowing that he has no plans for that particular weekend, he looks forward to snoozing for another few hours before starting his day. Sleepily rolling onto his side, he decides to glance at his phone before dozing off. Then he sees it. 51 notifications, growing by the second. He sighs, shooting a weary glance at the calendar. It's that time again. He slowly gets out of bed and walks over to his computer, taking his card out of his wallet from his discarded jacket. Entering his details into that all-too-familiar screen, he sighs. The money isn't much, but it is irritating to have to constantly remember to pay it lest he be bombarded with rage and tears from impatient jailbreak players and staff. Perhaps this month they'll be gentle on him as they're forced to go without the forums for 6 hours. Over time this weariness grows to irritation, which soon evolves into anger. Why does he do it? Why does he constantly throw money at these forums? For what purpose? They could so easily be hosted elsewhere at no expense to him, removing the cost and the responsibility. He angrily opens up Internet Explorer and closes his various images of Karen, heading to 59th.phy.sx What on this site is worth keeping? [ballad image] Sitting back in his chair, he smiles. The payment is complete. The cycle continues. Dimitry Spoiler Everyday Internal Admin chat discussion Spoiler 19:00:50 - [59th_JB_RA_Humble_Beggar]: what is the difference between a brony and a furry? 19:00:54 - [59th_JB_SA_Dimitry]: nothing 19:00:58 - [Emiel_Regis]: just target of fapping 19:00:58 - [59th_JB_SA_Dimitry]: both gassable 19:01:00 - [59th_JB_LogB_Muh_Dick]: furries like anthropomorphic animals 19:01:08 - [59th_JB_RA_Humble_Beggar]: beastiality? 19:01:14 - [59th_JB_LogB_Muh_Dick]: aka animals that have human features and they wanna fuck em 19:01:14 - [59th_JB_SA_Dimitry]: thats riding animals 19:01:15 - [Emiel_Regis]: no 19:01:21 - [59th_JB_SA_Dimitry]: its a differnt thing 19:01:25 - [Emiel_Regis]: imagine furry as rpg class 19:01:25 - [59th_JB_AotM_Lady_James] no 19:01:27 - [59th_JB_SA_Dimitry] haha yes 19:01:28 - [Emiel_Regis]: then 19:01:33 - [59th_JB_LogB_Muh_Dick]: u mean khajiit? 19:01:36 - [Emiel_Regis]: brony is class specialization 19:01:37 - [59th_JB_SA_Dimitry]: delete 19:01:42 - [59th_JB_LogB_Muh_Dick]: played as a khajiit in morrowind, got my ass handed to me 19:01:48 - [Emiel_Regis]: normal furry jerk off to all animals 19:01:49 - [59th_JB_AotM_Lady_James]: what would be the perks/ abilities of furry though? 19:01:54 - [59th_JB_SA_Dimitry]: S T O P R I G H T T H E R E 19:01:57 - [59th_JB_LogB_Muh_Dick]: being cringey and gay 19:01:59 - [Emiel_Regis]: but bront can jerk off 100% faster but only to horses 19:02:10 - [Emiel_Regis]: brony* 19:02:10 - [59th_JB_RA_Humble_Beggar]: the ability of wanting to fuck fur animals? 19:02:20 - [59th_JB_SA_Dimitry]: this is becoming a thread 19:02:30 - [59th_JB_AotM_Lady_James]: furries are half immune to hate damage from forum posts 19:02:33 - [59th_JB_RA_Humble_Beggar]: someone should make a thread about this on the forums #gotcha# 19:03:08 - [Emiel_Regis]: furry is just dude that can jerk off to animals. while brony can only jerk off to horses, but with 200% efficency 19:04:09 - [59th_JB_RA_Humble_Beggar]: someone once fucked a horse and died 19:04:22 - [59th_JB_LogB_Muh_Dick] greinstad is here? 19:04:32 - [59th_JB_RA_Humble_Beggar]: someone tried fucking a tree 19:04:51 - [59th_JB_RA_Humble_Beggar]: what do you call people who are attracted to trees? 19:04:57 - [Emiel_Regis]: dendrophile 19:04:59 - [59th_JB_VLogB_TrumpSuicide]: agrophiliacs? 19:05:01 - [Emiel_Regis]: its sceintyfic term 19:05:20 - [59th_JB_AotM_Lady_James]: emiel 19:05:25 - [59th_JB_AotM_Lady_James]: i like that INVALID_ITEM 19:05:45 - [59th_JB_AotM_Lady_James]: does it one-shot things? 19:05:54 - [59th_JB_RA_Humble_Beggar]: its emiel's fist so yes 19:05:57 - [59th_JB_LogB_Muh_Dick] DEATH FROPM ABOVE HOLY SHIT 19:06:00 - [59th_JB_VLogB_TrumpSuicide] net furry confirmed 19:06:03 - [59th_JB_LogB_Muh_Dick] sickest kill ive ever done 19:06:13 - [Emiel_Regis]: why are all round sends exactly at 58:00 riot 19:06:21 - [59th_JB_AotM_Lady_James]: emiel i found you out 19:06:26 - [59th_JB_SA_Dimitry] Kinree do you want to see my MASSIVE sword 19:06:27 - [59th_JB_AotM_Lady_James]: what do i win? Arathor's chat report on his admin application Spoiler #Extraneous messages/ kills/orders redacted# 18:20:51 - [SERVER]: 59th_JB_SA_Despacimitry Swapped Player 3e_Cad_Arathor to the opposite team. 18:20:56 - *Admin*[59th_JB_SA_Despacimitry]: Invalid 18:20:56 - [Less_Talking-More_Raiding] is that the goy, that wanst to become an admin? 18:21:05 - *DEAD* [3e_Cad_Arathor] They ahd weapons out and were attacking... 18:21:07 - *DEAD* [Komandos] rekt dumbass 18:21:14 - *DEAD* [59th_JB_SA_Despacimitry] onewas punching 18:21:31 - *DEAD* [3e_Cad_Arathor] And you werent going where you were supposed to 18:21:45 - [3e_Cad_Arathor] I DIDNT DO SHIT WRONG 18:21:47 - [59th_JB_SA_Despacimitry] arathor please type /rules 18:21:53 - [Komandos] u did shit wrong [...] 18:23:23 - [3e_Cad_Arathor] Ya know what fuck you guys rules arent even enforced half the damn time i et rdmed for stupid shit all the time and nothing happens [...] 18:24:06 - [3e_Cad_Arathor] You didnt realise i put in a shit app on purpose? 18:24:12 - [3e_Cad_Arathor] pranked 18:24:16 - [59th_JB_SA_Despacimitry] This is going on the forums 18:24:18 - *Admin*[59th_JB_VA_Vladimir_Putin]: haha your funny 18:24:29 - [59th_JB_SA_Despacimitry] ''HEY GUYS IT WAS AJOKE'' XDDDDDDDD 18:24:31 - [3e_Cad_Arathor] You guys are rude 18:24:33 - [Komandos] LOLOL 18:24:36 - [Komandos] A PRANK XDDDD 18:25:10 - [3e_Cad_Arathor] okay jesus christ youve made your point 18:27:27 - [Less_Talking-More_Raiding] this arathor guy is a meme already [...] 18:32:38 - 3e_Cad_Arathor has left the game with ID: 1162034 18:33:18 - Arathor_The_Madman has joined the game with ID: 1162034 [...] 18:36:31 - [Arathor_The_Madman] Now that's a fact 18:36:44 - [Less_Talking-More_Raiding] your denied admin app is a fact 18:36:59 - [Arathor_The_Madman] It didnt get denied 18:37:06 - [Arathor_The_Madman] I revoked it efore it could be denied! 18:37:06 - [59th_JB_SA_Despacimitry] I rejecyed it 18:37:14 - [Less_Talking-More_Raiding] what a cuck 18:37:15 - [59th_JB_SA_Despacimitry] 'YOU CANT FORE ME I QUIT' 18:37:19 - [59th_JB_SA_Despacimitry] *fire 18:37:23 - [Arathor_The_Madman] Basically 18:37:24 - [Arathor_The_Madman] lol 18:37:40 - [Arathor_The_Madman] I mean that actually happens alot 18:37:47 - [Ahmad_Ibn_Muhammad_Al-Makri] I WoN't JoIn AnY cLuB tHaT wOuLd HaVe Me As A mEmBer" - Arathor probably 18:37:48 - [59th_JB_SA_Despacimitry] ye and its frowned upon 18:37:54 - [59th_JB_SA_Despacimitry] becaue only idiots say it 18:38:12 - [Arathor_The_Madman] No, because then it doesnt look as bad on your job record... 18:38:19 - [Ahmad_Ibn_Muhammad_Al-Makri] "job record" 18:38:22 - [59th_JB_SA_Despacimitry] Job record as JB admin 18:38:25 - [Ahmad_Ibn_Muhammad_Al-Makri] kek 18:38:52 - [Arathor_The_Madman] You know waht looks bad? 18:38:57 - [Sarissa_the_Russian_Hacker] your dick 18:39:00 - [Ahmad_Ibn_Muhammad_Al-Makri] The name Arathor? 18:39:03 - [Less_Talking-More_Raiding] your mother 18:39:03 - [Zoli_Garsa] what about being a droid and attacking the Wookies? 18:39:09 - [Arathor_The_Madman] Going after me over and over again over it 18:39:33 - [Arathor_The_Madman] Fear the madman motherfucker [...] 18:40:22 - [Arathor_The_Madman] Seriously can you guys stop being dicks, like really 18:40:40 - [Less_Talking-More_Raiding] you clearly dont know the jb community. yet you are applying for admin 18:40:49 - [Bandiet_Jan-Piet] Arathor is Neon 18:40:53 - [Zoli_Garsa] ^ 18:41:01 - [Bandiet_Jan-Piet] thats why they fear him 18:41:21 - [Arathor_The_Madman] Idk I used to know the JB community but it changed a hell fo a lot 18:41:43 - [Dankan37] Once JB was a true JB experience 18:41:55 - [Arathor_The_Madman] Not jst that 18:42:01 - [Arathor_The_Madman] I realize I fucked up 18:42:06 - [Arathor_The_Madman] But that's not good enough for anyone 18:42:39 - Tom <img=ico_spear> Arathor_The_Madman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitry 49 Posted September 24, 2018 Author Share Posted September 24, 2018 So erm same problem as before, every time the thread is posted, the site dumbs duplicates of all the pictures outside of the spoiler. Deleting them doesnt work as they just reappear After doing some testing it seems that removing the pictures from the attachments like @Ewoksson suggested, deletes all of their instances including the ones in the spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scandypandy 78 Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 there'll be a way to fix it, just gotta find it. beep boop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emil 51 Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 11 minutes ago, Dimitry said: After doing some testing it seems that removing the pictures from the attachments like @Ewoksson suggested, deletes all of their instances including the ones in the spoiler Yeah, unfortunately this is the only way I know of. Be sure to insert attachment in the spoiler or you'll have to delete the attachment and redo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KL4R1NO the Indefatigable 17 Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE OP IS TOO LONG TW ghey take back constantinople hagia sophia greek church 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaterPolo 89 Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 thought this was a super long thread but then realized it was just dimi unloading a giant pile of poo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scandypandy 78 Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 1 hour ago, WaterPolo said: thought this was a super long thread but then realized it was just dimi unloading a giant pile of poo The temptation is there for me to edit and fix it all but hold good god I can't be arsed EDIT: Put all the loose images into a folder, some may need to be re-added. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitry 49 Posted September 26, 2018 Author Share Posted September 26, 2018 OP has been updated with videos and text archives. The last step will be to include the screenshots from notable posts and leftover memes that don't quite fit in the Pictures category. After that our Legacy will be preserved for eons 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmielRegis 20 Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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