Meme The Archived Scandy thread

[Dimitry 49]

This thread was originally posted on the JB forums under the name ''Adventures as HA of NRP'' on May 27th 2018 by Scandy

 

 

''Hello!
Recently there have been a few isolated incidents of people still coming after me for utterly pointless video-game shit related to NRP. Some very personal insults were made-nothing that I really care about, however it did make me decide that my previous indiscretion in regards to "stupid shit people say when embarrassed/put on the spot" has now gone out the window. With every day I become less involved with the iron-fisted management of NRP and with everyday I grow happier. The current HA-Lamb-is protected from such abuse as I treat myself as the bad-cop for problems to be thrown at whilst he handles the strictly sane.

Anyway, to the fun part! I am now going to use this thread-on a forum barely looked at by anyone other than Jailbreak players and NW/NRP vagrants-to dump en masse any and all examples of hilarity or stupidity I had to deal with whilst HA. This includes everything from stupid spam for unbans from otherwise very proud people, stupid childish drama or general nonsense.

Absolutely nobody is safe, beyond approximately 3 exemptions as I believe the posting of such content would be detrimental to NRP/I like them enough that they get a pass. As I find more shit, I will happily post it here for your enjoyment.
I'd encourage Pew to join in if he ever visits and sees this thread as he likely has an infinitely larger amount than I do.

So-enjoy! Autism UNLEASHED

Starting off, a set of discord-based conversations. Context is included.

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A very recent one-so not technically "while HA", I am still owner of the NRP discord. The nsfw channel became victim of a few autists posting some very questionable content. The result ensued:

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In this episode, the NRP Discord was spammed with recruit messages from the individual below. I posted an announcement declaring that their regiment was responsible for several ddos attempts and that their leader was potentially a notorious pervert. The regiment this individual is actually a member of has since dissolved.

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Lewis-known on NRP (and I guess JB) as "Porkins" was banned for spamming. This followed:

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My final exchange with dear old CannonFodder. He did end up following my instructions, however his ban was not removed.

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Not spicy enough? Too tame? You want a taste of some REAL drama? You got it!
A big problem I had as HA was dealing with certain admins-added to the Whitelist by Presidente prior to my return-who enjoyed being admin but didn't enjoy adminning. One individual was extremely keen in every OTHER way-messaging me constantly, butting in to "help", baiting for more authority. The appearance of a vacancy in "Head Mentor" was granted to him in the hopes he might find enthusiasm to actually do something in the role.
This was incorrect, as he did practically nothing but cause confusion amongst other admins. The removal of the role hit him very hard and he spent weeks upon weeks demanding it back-sometimes ironically, then very seriously. His constant, unending spam toward me and then extremely dramatic responses lead me to throw him off the team.
Frustrations such as the ones I had with him are one of the prime reasons I will never return to the role.

Before you open this spoiler, know that the person involved is a fine young man against whom I have nothing personally! However nor do I particularly like it when he now and again mentions a version of events which portray him as anything other than what he was. In short-enjoy the reaction he had to his removal, when someone on the team leaked my announcement of it to him. While I had already explained his removal (and he'd taken it well, I thought) my description of events in the admin channel displeased him.
Here you go!

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You might wonder "hey scandy, why do this now?"
Because I'm not a particularly malicious person and quite frankly despise being angry and especially despise ill feeling toward anyone. I like getting along with people and most of all love making them laugh. However as it looks like some people will continue to do just about anything to get under the skin of someone who just wants to play a bideo game, I might as well dump the results here for your amusement.
I understand some people-should they find themselves mentioned in this thread-may feel hurt or upset. However my response to this is please consider that at one time I likely honestly answered a message from you hoping to keep things happy and civil before being met with unlimited autism.

Found another! Though I wish I had the original screens.

In January of this year I was added on steam by Hursty-an apparently very skilled NW who cares very much for his appearance to others. He even made "Team Wales" in NW (whatever that means.) Hi slong list of NW achievements are listed on his steam profile so as you can see he is clearly a very important and extremely cool guy.

However, he responded a little strangely when he found out that he was one of approximately 130 or so removed from the NRP Whitelist shortly beforehand:

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8th l ツ Hursty: I'll have my NRP admin back thx
8th l ツ Hursty: or I mean my password
✪ SCANDYPANDY ✪: why would I give you nrp admin
8th l ツ Hursty: I already had it
8th l ツ Hursty: you melt
✪ SCANDYPANDY ✪: when
8th l ツ Hursty: When I was CO in the 59th for a year and a member of the 59th for 3
✪ SCANDYPANDY ✪: lol
✪ SCANDYPANDY ✪: being in the 59th doesn't let you be admin
8th l ツ Hursty: old pass was Winterloo or something stupid
✪ SCANDYPANDY ✪: I definitely never saw you on
✪ SCANDYPANDY ✪: why would you need to be whitelisted if you never adminned
8th l ツ Hursty: I did admin for 1.
8th l ツ Hursty: 2. I was always on for 59th recrutiing
8th l ツ Hursty: I even saved NRPs pop countless times
8th l ツ Hursty: last year for Pew and president
8th l ツ Hursty: ask him ye self  
✪ SCANDYPANDY ✪: that's weird considering that in the past year I pretty muich can't remember seeing you on for any real schedule
✪ SCANDYPANDY ✪: I guess I could ask them
8th l ツ Hursty: Remember when miniSiege was crashing it
✪ SCANDYPANDY ✪: but then it's also weird that you didn't then respond to the 8-gorillion "we're purging the fucking whitelist, if you want to be admin tell us" messages
8th l ツ Hursty: cause I was 59th and it was always secure lmao
✪ SCANDYPANDY ✪: Yeah well that was retarded
8th l ツ Hursty: Tim hosts it and I can get it back by just getting permission for the 59th
✪ SCANDYPANDY ✪: nah
✪ SCANDYPANDY ✪: you can't tho
8th l ツ Hursty: watch me
✪ SCANDYPANDY ✪: okey
✪ SCANDYPANDY ✪: go ask

The Shockwave Drama needs a little context. Shockwave never got along with Presidente for whatever reason-I think he saw him as a power hungry rankwhore or whatever. Regardless, my mind was made up about Shock when his cancerous behaviour quite literally caused 4 out of 5 current TAs to start trying to act like him which meant pretty much all of them needed to be retrained. When I said this to Shock, he responded with "lol isn't my problem, you fags should train them better. People like my jokes."

The boiling point came during an argument in the staff area of the discord between myself, him and Presidente. We started confronting him about how utterly toxic he made the team for everyone, how unpleasant he was to deal with, how he acted like he was above the rules and only showed up when he felt his popularity was threatened.
He responded typically; smugly, very arrogant, and self-assured.
Once he realised that people were agreeing with me, this surfaced:
 

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Shockwave was demanding that Krytenn be brought in or else his maps be removed and the skins. Pew ignored him and sent me these, and then I shared them with everyone.
"Dick move scandy" yeah I apologised to Pew and Shock tried to bring a whole "scandy shares private information" but I was on my way out of NRP so decency was beyond me.
Shockwave was now lashing out at myself and Presidente before shitposting in a very insecure way realising that he was being insulted by pretty much the entire team.
 

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The Nuclear point was when I decided I'd had enough. I had left NRP but Shockwave was continuing to shit things up by suddenly appearing and starting his retarded idea for training TAs which he never really followed through on. Several other admins quit following me, atticus and Shusho detailed this here:

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His reaction:

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This is the point where he was removed from the discord:

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These are the key parts I guess, if anyone wants specifics of anything they know of I'll have a dig but either way-here they are.

The tl;dr is that Shockwave's toxic shittery became so bad that admins didn't want to actually be on the team anymore, and when confronted he kicked off at us letting loose over a year's frustrations from Presidente and I which lead to his removal from the discord.
When I was given HA by pew (after TEMPORARILY returning to help with HF) I was told I couldn't ban shockwave but regardless his GUID was removed along with the rest of the inactive 59th people.''

 

 

 

Next up is the JB civil war thread haha yes

 

 

 

 

 

[WaterPolo 92]

I never make it into any spicy long forum post